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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the gay wizard? (mildly offensive maybe) He went off with a poof."
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"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet; I don't know why."
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
"* on a date snuggling * Me: Did you enjoy dinner? Her: Yeah, but now I feel fat. Me: Get your hands off my belly."
"Me: can I have a few extra days off over Christmas Boss: it's May Me: sorry, may I have a few extra days off over Christmas"
"What is Forest Gump's Email password? 1Forest1"
"My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."
"Why does the dwarf laugh when he runs? Cause the grass tickles his balls..."
"I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one."
"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide."