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Joke of the Day

"I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one."

"Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention? Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us"

"A Wookie, a Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett walk in to a bar. They sit down and Boba Fett turns to the trooper and says, ""I think that was the first time one of you guys actually hit something."""

"M: I can't access Twitter IT: We blocked twitter M: What am I supposed to do with this computer now? IT: Work? M: Who hurt you?"

"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"

"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"

"What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile"

"What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!"

"Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore, Instead you have to say ""Leeroy please paint the porch"""

"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"