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Joke of the Day

"I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one."

"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"

"How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard..."

"The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait"

"I hate that ""You know what to do"" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad."

"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"

"Where do suicide bombers go where they die? Everywhere."

"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)"

"human skin boots My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants. I told him how stupid that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29."

"A chess grandmaster is asked ""Which do you prefer, sex or chess?"" The grandmaster replies, ""It depends on the position."""