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Joke of the Day
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
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"An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government"
"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."
"What did they priest say when he got censered? Holy smoke!"
"Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions."
"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"
"Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho."
"Our choices in U.S. presidential candidates. If nobody laughs, it would just be sad."
"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"
"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"