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Joke of the Day
"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."
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"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."
"Here's how clickbait works"
"DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale PATIENT: Ok DR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*"
"My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me."
"TIL A new study shows that women drivers often turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver, look out for women drivers."
"""My uncle is a dead person guy"". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician"
"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""
"What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending."
"Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps."