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Joke of the Day

"Failed my biology test today... ...They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"

"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"

"""It's raining men. Hallelujah."" -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians"

"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."

"My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man. Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!"

"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"

"Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he's a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman."

"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"

"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""