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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of pirates having sex? An *Arrr*-gy..."
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"Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that"
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears"
"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."
"A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, ""how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"" ""not bad,"" replies Juan,""after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"""
"So, could you say ""Black Friday"" came early in Ferguson, Missouri?"
"Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema"
"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"
"A priest owned a haberdashery..... ...he was a man of the cloth."
"That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg."