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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dorito feel left out? Cause he didn't chip in!"

"Today is Tax Day. It's going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income."

"Got in a fight with my wife while camping... It was in tents."

"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe? One is a bunch of cunning runts."

"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."

"Where should you go if you lost a corner? To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs."

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"By now, I'm pretty sure Scott Weiland was right. He's half the man he used to be."

"What idiot named it prozac instead of sadvil"

"My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me ""Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring"". So I bought her nothing."