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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner. (Thank you Dennis Miller)"

"I live a Sinatra lifestyle. I'm just being frank with you."

"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"

"Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes."

"Fiddy bucks Jewish girl walks up to her Jewish dad and says, ""Can I borrow fifty dollars?"" He responds, ""Fourty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"""

"Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids but it's the fathers who are always playing with them."

"Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money"

"What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist? My tax refund."

"I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are."

"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* ""M'laria'"