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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner. (Thank you Dennis Miller)"

"How do black people die from a drive by? Everytime someone screams ""get down! "" they stand up and start dancing!"

"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""

"I did so much yard work today, I might get deported."

"After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude. I just can't stand them."

"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"

"No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races."

"TIL that there is an animal with an asshole on its back A Police Horse"

"Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing."

"If Batman and Catwoman had a kid it would be called Batcat; or the more unfortunate ManWoman."