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Joke of the Day

"No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races."

"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"

"If Catholics are in a demonstration... ... Are they Protestants?"

"I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards"

"I design castles. AMA! For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart."

"My new girlfriend says she has a water fetish apparently it gets her wet"

"So a lumber jack was severely injured this evening... It was quite the accident."

"What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste."

"Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!"

"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."