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Joke of the Day

"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""

"Why was Hitler a great comedian? Cuz you can't spell slaughter without laughter"

"Her love makes my world go round."

"A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. ""Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle"" says the man."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"

"Males ejaculate at 27 mph. That explains why its illegal to do it in a school zone."

"""Favorite"" seems like a strong word. There should be a button that's more just ""Hey, fun Tweet. This is fun. We're having fun."""

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"There are 10 types of persons in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!"