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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lying rooster? A cock you wouldn't believe!"

"There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had garbanzo bean on my face."

"The time machine of tomorrow. Today."

"Every restroom says gentleman on it...since I'm a degenerate asshole I've been pissing in the trash cans outsidee them."

"Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hare-line."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."

"What do you call an all black sorority? A minority"

"FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building"