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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an all black sorority? A minority"
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"What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !"
"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."
"What's a pirates favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrrrrbyyyyssss"
"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish in highly-contaminated water, feed him for a day."
"Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?"
"What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."
"What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies? The Polterheist"
"Today I saw two little kids fighting. As the only adult nearby, I had to step in. Those kids didn't stand a chance."