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Joke of the Day

"The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it."

"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."

"Imagine the most awkward thing you've ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking."

"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."

"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"

"What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection? No hard feelings."

"All I wanna do is *gun shot* *gun shot* *gun shot* *cash register noise* *goat sounds* *mousetrap explodes* wake up from this weird dream."

"With the ides of March around the corner Remember to stab your salad 23 times"

"I was tickling my younger brothers feet last night, then my mother had a right go at me. Something about waiting till he's born first."

"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""