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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for telling me this is your ""pet cat"" because otherwise I might have thought it was your business associate cat."

"Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day"

"How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds."

"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."

"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !"

"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."

"A skinny friend told me she's never hungry and just 'forgets to eat', so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead. Is that wrong?"

"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."