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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !"
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"Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu."
"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."
"How much coke did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill two and a half men."
"You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you."
"What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs? An army."
"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"
"Kim Jong-un"
"I feel like auto-correct should know by now that I'd never ask anyone to ""jazz"" all over my face."
"My doctor recently told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""