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Joke of the Day

"What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!"

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"Yes, people who exercise live longer. But those extra years are spent...umm...excercising!"
"Woke up and saw my shadow and it looked fat. Six more weeks of self-loathing."
"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."
"Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"KFC is a shelter for battered chickens"