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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is."

"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"

"My friend asked me if I purposely used wordplay in my sentences. I answered ''Nope. Unintended.''"

"Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes."

"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"

"Yo mamma's so fat... The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail."

"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""

"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."

"6yo wants to ""have a conversation"" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster."

"My girlfriend and I have been arguing a lot recently Last night she threw a lettuce at me. That's just the tip of the iceberg."