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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma's so fat... The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail."

"MY NEIGHBOR CAT MITZI JUST LET ME PET HER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YRS NOTHING ELSE MATTERS RIGHT NOW ONLY MITZI & I EXIST"

"What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !"

"What do you call a row of boxers? A punchline."

"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"

"I was trying to convince my friend to go fishing the other day. It took a while to convince her, but then she finally agreed and had fun fishing. She eventually fell for it hook, line, and sinker."

"A girl to her friend... ""isn't that guy hot? I am gonna ask him out"" ""he doesn't look good when he laugh"" - said the other girl ""don't worry, he won't laugh anymore"""

"Want to hear a joke? Adam Sandler's career"

"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."

"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."