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Joke of the Day

"Each of my 4 children has made me a better parent. So I figure I only need 34 more kids to be a pretty decent guy."

"What do feminists and Redditors have in common? They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them."

"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""

"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"

"Do scientists know how Ebola effects white people yet?"

"How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words."

"I recently earned 5 times the money I earned before 5x0=0"

"When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves."

"Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens? She didn't want to litter"

"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats? Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat."