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Joke of the Day

"Do scientists know how Ebola effects white people yet?"

"What do you think of the anus, As a whole"

"good morning class *farts* today we'll *farts* be learning *farts* abou *farts* oh god *farts* call an ambula *farts* it hurts so much *fa"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."

"Today in an elevator, I got off on my floor, hugged the person next to me & said, ""You seem like a alotta fun. We should keep in touch.""."

"Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith? The weapon smith was a bit rapier"

"I have a friend named Scott who still forwards chain emails. As soon as I figure out what to do w/ the body I'll be Scott-free."

"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."

"I was just watching some porn and I've got to tell you, I don't think those girls were REALLY studying before they started fooling around."

"How did the electron board the train? It lepton"