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"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."
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"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say Please insert Bill."
"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""
"A journalist is interviewing a five hundred pound man with paper thin skin who is getting a full body skin transplant. The reporter asks if he is excited. He says, ""I can barely contain myself!"""
""" I saw Lisa today... Dats hilarious!"""
"What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale? A top-of-the-lime model."
"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""
"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."
"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."
"I like my women like I like my bananas. Cold and covered in bruises."