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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"
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"What goes dot dot dash squeak ? Mouse code !"
"Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice."
"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."
"Hot Dads in ur Area Are Disappointed in ur Browser History Especially the One ur Watching Right Now With Midgets Dressed Like Dinosaurs"
"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."
"Q: Why are bison such good musicians? A: They have fantastic horns."
"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins."
"A quick joke... Yesterday I went drinking with the Russians. I almost died. Today I went drinking with some Serbians. I wish I had died yesterday... :D"
"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."