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Joke of the Day

"Which character in Game of Thrones do I envy the most? Some bloke named Winter. Managed to go 4 years without cumming."

"Heard a friend bragging about his one night stand Whatever mate, i've got two night stands. One either side of my bed."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know code, and those who don't."

"Water is so good when it's mixed with barley, hops, and yeast."

"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screwdriver"

"I googled your mom last night. I had to open two tabs."

"Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium are dating now? OMg !!!"

"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."

"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."