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Joke of the Day

"Which character in Game of Thrones do I envy the most? Some bloke named Winter. Managed to go 4 years without cumming."

"A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender asks ""What's with the steering wheel?"" The pirate says ""ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."""

"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"

"My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late."

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie into it!"

"What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving of a cliff? A shame. What do you call an empty seat? A damn shame."

"My son didn't understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it's like making a girl your default browser."

"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."

"Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach."

"I just ate two French eggs... I think one is un oeuf"