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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are bison such good musicians? A: They have fantastic horns."

"ababbaaaabbabbbbabababababbbaaabababbabaaaba ....long time no C"

"Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms."

"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"

"I used to have a drinking problem. I still do, but I used to, too."

"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"

"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."

"How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian? Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian."

"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"

"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""