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Joke of the Day

"Hot Dads in ur Area Are Disappointed in ur Browser History Especially the One ur Watching Right Now With Midgets Dressed Like Dinosaurs"

"The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold. One of them just asked me for my number."

"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? 'Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run"

"The Chinese have the best Democracy in the World They have tiny elections every few hours. ;) if you know what I mean"

"Two Sikhs are fighting with each other on the street... ""I WILL A KILL YOU!"" One says blatantly. ""AND THEN?"" The other bellows while widening his eyes."

"Me: Someone broke into the business next door last night. Coworker: Wasn't the building alarmed? Me: Buildings don't get scared. CW....."

"A chemist discovered a revolutionary new compound of technetium, sulfur, helium, and bismuth. It got him tons of BiTcHeS."

"Barack Obama."

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was debrie everywhere!"

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."