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Joke of the Day

"I've just left feedback for my second hand telescope I bought from eBay. Rubbish; 2 Stars."

"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"

"It's Black Friday, and I just got an iPhone 6 for my wife I thought it was a good trade. Thanks to /u/darcyboy on this one!"

"Why shouldn't you make jokes about dwarves giving fellatio? It's a bit of a low blow..."

"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."

"Just saw an employment ad... ...for cleaning elephant dicks... The pay isn't good but the tips are big... I'll be here all week..."

"Why do all the little boys in Crete have golden penis's? Because thats the only place that King Mino's touches them!"

"I got it from my daddy? PSY How do you like my Pun? PSY-ber Monday lol"

"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."

"Have you heard about that new therapy they're using in Japan? Soy lattes up the rectum. It's supposed to have amazing health benefits. Enemame."