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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
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"My grandpa said that my generation relies too much on technology So I said ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" And I unplugged his life support."
"Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)"
"Mammals for $500 Alex ""Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating"" What are sloths? ""Wrong, What are coworkers"""
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool."
"Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem? Eh, I'll tell you later."
"What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!"
"What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo"
"How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs."
"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."