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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges? A Jiraffa."

"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""

"Official Adrian Peterson Joke Thread Submit your best AP jokes and get upvotes. Easy enough, eh?"

"Cocaine so white it looks around the room before saying ""nigga"""

"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.!"

"I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist... Because of that my house was repossessed"

"What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your laundry in."

"What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use? Bissell"

"Religion is like a penis You're more than welcome to have one and a lot of people do, but when you start rubbing yours in my face that's when I start to get a little irritated"