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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"
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"[NSFW] I have a real passion for bat guano... You could say I'm bat shit crazy"
"If you could have sex with one person you've had sex before.. would it be with your right or left hand?"
"I went to an adrenaline junkie camping retreat. It was in tents."
"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."
"What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner? All rice, all rice, all rice"
"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"
"I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood."
"Procrastination is like masturbation... It feels good at first, but in the end, you realize that you just fucked yourself."
"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."