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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"
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"Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water? Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water."
"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."
"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"if you told a kid that their parents died or that their balloon flew away, you'd get the same reaction."
"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."
"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"I got a $100 bill tattood on my penis, if the wife wants to blow $100 she doesn't even need to leave the house."
"The funniest thing about this tweet, is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything, it's too late for you to stop reading it."