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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"
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"Dora the explorers parents don't give any kind of shit about Dora. She's 7 and she's flying planes and shit to South America with a monkey!"
"Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather."
"What happens when you eat burgers with onions? Bunions. (written by my 25 year old girlfriend)"
"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? Because they all have phones!"
"""You seen my cell phone?...What's it look like? Like two horses fucking. It's a phone, son. It looks like a phone."""
"[public restroom] Me: We'll have to go some place else, it says ""unavailable"" Mom: Even the toilet found someone before you"
"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."