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Joke of the Day

"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."

"Whats better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."

"Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spots."

"Pinterest is a great place to organize ideas you'll never follow through on."

"If your cup is half full... You probably need a different bra. P.S. I don't know if this counts as a joke, so sorry in advance. Edit: layout"

"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Hudyanika Bolokov"

"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."

"I have this wart. I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me."

"What type of meat are your calves made of? Bologna."