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Joke of the Day

"If your cup is half full... You probably need a different bra. P.S. I don't know if this counts as a joke, so sorry in advance. Edit: layout"

"I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but..."

"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."

"Thirty seven years ago, my wife walked out on me because apparently, I hold on to grudges too long. What a bitch."

"Why do porn sites have a share to Google plus button I don't want my friends to know I have Google plus"

"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."

"Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says ""Idaho""."

"My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt."

"This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car."

"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."