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Joke of the Day
"I have this wart. I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me."
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"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"
"Q: What do you call the hair of a centaur? A: Humane."
"Great feats are always about timing. You think Hitler would have killed that many Jews four thousand years ago?"
"What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!"
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""
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"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut."