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Joke of the Day

"I have this wart. I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me."

"What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game? The old switcheroo."

"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"

"OMG MOM SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SUMMON THE DARK LORD TO PLAY SCRABBLE YES I WANT A HAM OMELETTE"

"Statistics never show how many accidents each year are the direct result of a guy checking out some chick's ass."

"What's it called when two retarded lesbians have sex? Sthaftey scthissors!"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de bre."

"I wish I were Adam. For if I cracked a joke, nobody would say, ""I've heard that before."""

"I'm worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post."

"Show him you care by leaving the message ""I see you"" on his bathroom mirror."