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Joke of the Day
"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."
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"kid doctor: [looking over charts] im not going to lie this is the worst case of cooties ive ever seen little girl: he said he'd been tested!"
"[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice."
"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."
"Just seen a fish swim into a wall of concrete Dam"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite sex position? FUCKING RAAAWWW!!!"
"A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer."
"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."
"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."" A neutrino walks into a bar."