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Joke of the Day
"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""
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"What does MSG stand for? Mandarin Service Guaranteed."
"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."
"He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish."
"Why can't you play UNO with a mexican? They always steal the green card."
""" I had a nightmare "" - Racist having the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr."
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."
"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark."