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Joke of the Day
"There's a new restaurant opening called Kentucky Freud Chicken... ...It's motherfucking good."
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"Blind jokes? didn't see that coming.."
"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."
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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...That's because she changes it more often."
"Huge bowls of cereal are the parentheses to my night's sleep."