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Joke of the Day

"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."

"So I was talking to a feminist the other day... The trial is next week"

"I've run over seven Koalas and one platypus with my car today and I haven't even left the city yet. Australia's dangerous like that."

"Rhetorical questions confuse me If someone asks you something, you're supposed to answer them, right?"

"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."

"I own the tallest horse in town. When I sit on it, I understand what it's like to be a vegan."

"What do drunk female pirates like to give up? DA BOOTY!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by Mila Kunis."

"What do you call red neck foreplay? Bitch get in the truck."

"A man goes to the library and asks for a book on satisfying your partner in the bedroom. The librarian said, ""Let me check that it's in first"". ""Yeah, that's the one."""