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Joke of the Day

"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."

"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"

"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"I think if I was blind I would enjoy Walmart."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Whipped"

"Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls."

"What do you do to a chemist after they're dead? you barium"

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon"

"Why does Caterpie like Margarine? Because it's Butterfree."

"I'm going to write ""I miss you"" on a rock. Then throw it at your face. I just want you to know how much it hurts.."