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Joke of the Day
"What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you? You will get burned, you idiot."
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"Some people say I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench A bench can support a family."
"I had sex with a terrorist once. She said I was the best Jihad."
"Welcome to heaven, here is your harp. Welcome to hell, here is your accordion."
"What caused ""The Black Death""? The police."
"oooooo ....that went deep I was at the drug store buying condoms and the cashier said .... would you like a bag with those sir.... I said... nahh shes not that ugly....."
"Went for a 4 mile run this morning. Now everything hurts... even my eyelashes."
"What do you call a smelly Hobbit? Frodor."