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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with a terrorist once. She said I was the best Jihad."
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"How do you piss off a gay guy? Fuck his boyfriend in the ass, then wipe your dick on his curtains."
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"[turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here"