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Joke of the Day

"I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying ""Nope""."

"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."

"I'm surprised the back of soy milk cartons don't have missing hipster children."

"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"

"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."

"I am running out of people I actually like."

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."

"All the terrible rumors about me are true, people who spam me via DM."

"Are you from Idaho... Are you from Idaho cause I-da-hoe for you."