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Joke of the Day

"Are you from Idaho... Are you from Idaho cause I-da-hoe for you."

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."

"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."

"Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up.. ..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'"

"Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom."

"I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old"

"My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that."

"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."

"There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a ""happy ending"" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you."