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"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"
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"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."
"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"
"What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta? Maaaac"
"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"
"I went to a prostitute and asked her if I could do her Greek style. ""Sure"" she said So I fucked her in the ass and left without paying."
"a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever"
"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"
"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."