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Joke of the Day

"It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them."

"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."

"It's a shame Laremy Tunsil fell in the draft... But he was still the highest pick!"

"I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets."

"I was so touched last week when a shopkeeper handed my 3yo a donut without checking with me, that today I gave his teen a bag of heroin."

"If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log. An ideal log."

"You may like to add a tag to your YouTube video. That tag? Albert Einstein."

"A man is in critical condition for swallowing 250,000 dollars in large bills. No change is expected."

"Straight Outta Compton left out Dr. Dreas history of abuse against women Because they didn't want to turn this drama film into a comedy!"