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Joke of the Day
"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"
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"Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???"
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"No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss."
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"Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed."
"I went to Church for the first time last week. I asked my cousin: ""So, when does the Priest do his magic trick?"" ""What?"" ""You know, making the altar boy disappear under his robe."""
"Sorry I'm late, guys. SOMEbody.. *gestures at wife* told me this knife fight started at.. *sees everyone holding guns* FANtastic, Ellen"
"Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, ""wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."""
"What is the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"