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Joke of the Day

"[Cops at crime scene] Cop 1: Criminal scum. They must have taken every single toilet. Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on."

"What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down? He fell on his ash."

"Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned."

"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""

"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"

"I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam"

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk"

"Yo guys, does it smell like updog in here to you?"

"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"

"Do you know where my potted cactus went? [OC] Well, I can't put my finger on it..."