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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"
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"Why exactly did the teenage mutant ninja turtles need to wear masks? That shit doesn't fucking add up."
"What do you get if you jack off Donald Trump? you could say, I vank a Trump"
"Trump is President. Yes, President Trump."
"If a rabbit does not get any food for a week... ...he can swallow a whole python. If a rabbit does not get any food or sex for a week, the python will wish he were swallowed first."
"Someone in America gets raped once every 56 seconds... ...and I feel just awful for her."
"I went into a haunted house today. All the ghosts ejaculated on my face. It was a bookkake."
"What's Paul Walker's favorite drink? Fireball"
"Did you hear the latest news from black holes? Nothing has come out"
"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"