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Joke of the Day

"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""

"""So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?"" ""Oh Jesus Christ, holy shit, tons of it,"" said the doctor to Martin Shkreli."

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"

"i once told my girlfriend there was something between me and Taylor swift blank space"

"What does Freud like to do with his mum Oedipussy"

"Someday, my prince will come. I hope it's soon, my arm's tired."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run! She has a grenade in her mouth!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl's, I would die first in the Hunger Games."

"Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub? I put soap and water in there every day..."