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Joke of the Day

"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"

"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."

"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"

"I set up a fight club No one came because I didn't tell anyone about fightclub"

"Did you hear about the comedian that calls himself ""The Sofa King""? He's sofa king funny."

"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor."

"What does Batman like in his drink? Just ice"

"i read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny."

"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."

"I'll never read pride & prejudice I'm way to good to get into a book that probably goes all preachy on me"