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Joke of the Day

"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"

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"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"
"Never Trust an Atom. They make up everything!"
"I'm agnostic. What happens to me when I die? Idk. (I decay)"
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD. I suggest you make a list of all your partners--"" Lou Bega: ""Way ahead of you."""
"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."
"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."
"My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick"
"I have the body of an 20 year old... ...but it's starting to stink up my basement so I'm thinking I'm gonna burn it."
"I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush"