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Joke of the Day
"I'm agnostic. What happens to me when I die? Idk. (I decay)"
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"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."
"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."
"What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !"
"How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels"
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."
"A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them."
"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."
"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""