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Joke of the Day

"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero"

"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm."

"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? She's a transparent."

"I Asked My Black Friend If He Wanted to Go on a Cruise with me. He said that his ancestors made that same mistake and that he's not falling for it."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!"

"A: We are moving to nicer street B: So are we going to more peaceful one A: Really? You are moving too? B: No, we are staying"

"Reese Whitherspoon may have lost her good girl image but she's still got her overinflated self worth..."

"Two bucks are squaring off in a field in the middle of hunting season. One says ""Let's do this, I'm game!"""